i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We left the knife in your bed.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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