Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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