i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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