Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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