I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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