How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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