let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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