Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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