it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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