Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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