eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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