i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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