so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
