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I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
we're making bets on your personal life
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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