I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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