My Higher Power is John Stamos
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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