WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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