I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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