A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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