then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
