I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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