Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
My hand turned me down
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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