I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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