Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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