Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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