Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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