I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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