If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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