So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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