Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Im part way to drunk.
Drunk is not a location!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
