Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Its about making memories worth repressing
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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