OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Randomize
