Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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