I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
