Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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