Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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