margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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