just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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