the day after is always just damage control
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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