I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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