no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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