Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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