i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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