So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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