We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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