How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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