i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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