Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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