Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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