Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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